Thursday, December 02, 2010

BEAT THE HOLIDAY RUSH

To address the growing problem of obesity in our society, the Catholics now has a special room in the church where you can go to anonymously unburden yourself of your calorie-packed holiday candies and cookies. They call it a "confectional."  If you go there often enough, you're sure to loose that big belly and find "ab-solution."

Gary Hallock