CAPITAL HILARITY

This Sunday (April 2) marks the beginning of the Bush administration's new Daylight Wasting Time program. The White House is asking every loyal American to do their plagiaristic duty by helping Dubbya broaden his vocabulary base. After learning it was on the edge of distinction, President Bush personally pledged a renewed effort to save the rare and endangered thesaurus from the brink of obliviousness. At the stroke of midnight on Sunday, please dig deep into your pocketbook and spring for a word.

Gary Hallock