ANOTHER SHAGGY BIRD STORY

At the zoo they have an exotic bird breeding program where the eggs
are put into an incubator for hatching. Somehow there was some
confusion and a swan's egg got labeled as a toucan egg and
vice-versa. Even after the new chicks had hatched out nobody seemed
to notice the difference and both chicks were integrated into the
wrong bird populations. This proves the old adage, "Toucan live as
cheep as swan."

Gary Hallock (With a tip of the hat to George McClughan)