Friday, August 04, 2006


And then there was the proctologist refused to do a colonoscopy on the priest because he felt it's unwise to mix religion and polyp checks.

Did you hear about the hog whose uncle was really into football? He was a pigs kin.

A popular baseball player was experiencing a slump. He kept dropping the ball and was generally screwing up every play he made. Then suddenly one day his game improved tremendously. It made everyone suspicious he might have been taking anti-bollix steroids. 

I'm not really one of those conspiracy nuts, but don't you think it's possible that the National Cemetery at Arlington is all just a big government plot?

Gary Hallock


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