WHO PLANET THIS STORY?

Pluto's recent strange public behavior has been a source of distress among movie studio heads so he's being demoted. No longer will he be a star but will hereafter be known as dwarf. Considering his newly diminished stature I think this is a sign tall just is more important than he thought. In other news, when Tom Cruise was asked to comment on Mel Gibson's recent drunken ranting, he blamed them on the juice. Now that's just ridiculous. What could O.J. have to do with this?

Gary Hallock