YET ANOTHER SHAGGY BIRD STORY

A bird was driving her car over the speed limit and a cop on a
motorcycle rode up beside him and shouted "Okay, plover, lady!" When
the bird stopped her car and got out, the cop saw that she was stork
naked. "Hey, where are your clothes?" the cop asked her. I don't have
anything to wear but this sweater, she admitted. "Pullover?" asked
the cop. "I already did, she replied.

Gary Hallock