MILKIN QUICKIES (Vol 4)

My friend Millicent refuses to watch TV news because she fears there might be stories about terrorism. I think terrorists make Millie tense.

You shouldn't be so eager to Chekhov titles from your reading list. Even when the stories are short, it's not good to be Russian literature.

If you want to avoid moving up to the next size pants, perhaps you should cut back on the chocolate hip cookies.

Recordings for the Blind - A good place to get the worn strings replaced on your window shades.  

Gary Hallock