PSEUDO-RIDDLES

Q: Why did the suicide bomber die hungry?

A: He detonate lunch.

Q: How does a psychic determine what kind of cigarette someone smokes?

A: He uses menthol telepathy.

Q: The famed baseball player, "A-Rod" was invited to a costume party where the theme was "literary figures." He arrived wearing nothing but a Julius Caesar haircut and a laurel wreath. What literary figure was he trying to represent?

A: Alex be toga-less.

Q: What do you get if you open a gambling casino in quaint country inn?

A: A bettin' breakfast

Gary Hallock