DON'T START WARS

In some far-far away alternate universe, Darth Vader and his young son were about to embark on an ocean voyage. They had just boarded the ship when the young child quickly scampered away from dad and went up on deck to wave to his friends from the railing. Unfortunately he became disoriented and went to the starboard rail instead of the port rail. Unable to see his friends, or even the pier, he was naturally confused and frightened. Suddenly the child heard the chilling voice of his enigmatic father beckon to him, "Come over to the dock side, look!"

Gary Hallock