A REAL FAUX PAS

A young kit fox and his grandfather were walking through the woods one day when suddenly the pup heard a loud "snap."  In horror he looked down and discovered his forepaw was firmly clamped in a steel leg trap. "Well, he's had a full and rich life," thought the young fox as he happily trotted on his way, leaving the older fox to die. "Just because my gramps is going to be late, doesn't mean I have to be a fox tarrier."

Gary Hallock