MILKIN' QUICKIES (Vol 17)

In these days of skyrocketing medical costs, some superstitious
people have resorted to tossing their money in a fountain to ensure
their good health. These folks are known as "well wishers." (To coin
a phrase)

And then there was the poor little inkblot who was so upset because
his daddy was going to the pen for a long period and nobody knew when
the sentence would end.

When the judge failed to issue a search warrant for the suspect's
apartment, the swat team was ordered to stand down. The detectives
were sent home and the forensics crew was called off and the arrest
was history.

Gary Hallock