RENTS & REPEAT

As some of you may know, my family is in the apartment business.
Recently we put out a sign on the street to advertise our vacancy. It
says "Model Open - Come on in"

Before long a customer came by wanting to meet our "model" and wanted
to know exactly what sort of things she was open to.

I'm thinking about changing the sign to read. "We now have a nice
large unit. Ask about our package deal."

Gary Hallock