Friday, June 13, 2008

MILKIN' QUICKIES (Vol 20)

I'd like to meet the guys who invented turpentine. Sadly these guys are long dead so I would just be talking to ghosts. These mineral spirits.

"Cigarette cause cancer." - Truer words were never smokin'

Are ambitious young members of the landed gentry considered upwardly noble?

Most Jamaican restaurants don't serve bagels because the owners dread lox.

I went to the hardware store to buy one of those three pronged pitchforks like Neptune uses but I couldn't find one. I trident didn't find one.

Gary Hallock

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