CADDY LACK ARREST

When I went to trade in my old vehicle at the dealership I got quite
a shock to realize it was worth only 50% to 75% of what I thought it
would be. In fact the news struck me so hard I suspected I was having
a heart attack but it turned out to be merely a case of "my ol' car
dealin' fraction."

(Lest anyone leap to a conclusion, I should note here that the above
story is totally apocryphal. If you want to know the truth, I'll de-
fib ya later.)

Gary Hallock