BURNING QUESTIONS

Q: Why doesn't John Fogerty ever fly first class?
A: He's always singing "Put me in coach."

Q: What character from Hamlet was good at taunting hens into producing eggs?
A: Layer tease.

Q: Does the New Testament have an index?
A: Yes, Christians have a cross reverence for every word in it.

Q: What happened when the tower of Bagel fell down?
A: It creamed Jesus

Q: Why is the "good book" so easy to procure?
A: It's buyable

If the new testament and the old testament is available in a single volume I guess you could say it's wholly buyable.

Gary Hallock