MILKIN' QUICKIES (Vol 21)

If a policeman asks you to take out the trash, would that be an
officer you can't refuse?

I wanted to become a Satanist but I was chicken. That's when I started
worshiping deviled eggs.

Smooching in the back seat while you drive across Washington state. -
"To WallaWalla car-petting."

Vanna White's new autobiography. - "The Art of Linking Letters"

What if Ike Turner's ex-wife got a sex change operation? Wouldn't she
become ARGENTINA?

Lil' Abner cartoonist meets an Italian Actor at Starbuck's. - AL
CAPACINO

Gary Hallock