MILKIN' QUICKIES (Vol 5)

Did you hear about the crafty woman who embroidered cross stitched designs on little matching undershirts for her cat and her dog? She was arrested and charged with crewel tee two animals.

Did you hear about the retired pirate who invested his booty in avast food franchise?

The sad fellow said his marriage broke up because of "exercise."  He had a habit of telling his ex 'er size was too large.

If Scott Joplin wrote mostly "ragtime" music, might his wife have considered these to be period pieces?

Gary Hallock