MILKIN' QUICKIES (Vol 7)

Considering the career accomplishments of John Cleese, Terry Gilliam and even the Idle Eric, isn't Michael Palin by comparison?

When insurgents set fire to churches in Iraq, the citizens are always curious to come and watch. They're drawn like mosques to aflame. 

It's hard to believe there's such a thing as a fundamentalist preacher on TV in Afghanistan, but it's true. They're called "TALIBANGELISTS." 

When a bachelor cowboy graduates from the University of Virginia he gets a tobacco-laureate degree. I'll bet they make them roll their own diplomas.

Gary Hallock