TWITTER QUIPS

I don't know how anyone in the banking industry could complain? Getting a a bunch of lute in a federal bailout is nothing T'ARP over.

Did you see the hot new female robot from Japan? They should make a black model and call it a "Trans-sistah." <http://tinyurl.com/dctlal>

After eating a tasty tenderloin baked in a pastry crust I realized I must be allergic to cow meat. How'd I know? - Beef's swelling tongue!

Early in the space race the sanitary conditions were not too strict on NASA's launch pads. That's why the astronauts were always having boosters shot.

Gary Hallock