MILKIN' QUICKIES (Vol 8)

The hung-over cowboy got up early one morning, watched the horizon and suddenly realized he had forgotten to pay her off last night. 

With so much at stake in the mid-term elections, both parties are trying to drum up extra votes by turning over every rock looking for the under-sided voters. 

Did you hear about the new gay baseball team in Pennsylvania? It's the Philadelphia Frillies. 

"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded. 

If you have sugar on both your hands wouldn't that make you ambi-dextrose? 

Prescription for a romatic evening out with a mule skinner - Jackass 2 & Jackass stew. 

When the Tinman of Oz gets horny, does he full metal jacket? 

If Smokey ate Bambi and then took a dump in the woods, wouldn't he just be passing the buck?

Gary Hallock