Saturday, May 29, 2010


Since "members" of the priesthood are having so much trouble with celibacy these days, it's comforting to know that altar boys remain chased. By the way, since they do have girls singing in the choir these days, I don't think they need to alter boys any longer.

I do wonder what the altar boys do on their days off. They shouldn't be sitting around idol.

On the ski slopes there's a big social risk for those who chicken out when they get to the top of the lift. In order to return to the bottom of the slope, you're going to be subjected to icy stairs. 

I don't drink alcohol but sometimes I go into pubs for the energy drinks and free food. Somewhere I've read bull gives you wings. 

Where do all those cute little garden angels come from? Where ever it is, I'm sure it's surrounded by water because everyone knows that gnome land is an island.

Some of the cheapest flowers may cost only peonies, but If you watch those peonies the dahlias will take care of themselves.

If you're not concerned about the number of people abusing drugs, you're probably just not willing to do the meth. 

I heard that some refugees from the recent Caribbean earthquake are still living in luxury hotels in Port au Prince. They're just relaxing and enjoying video games on their displaced Haitians. 

Gary Hallock


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