Friday, January 01, 2010

HA-PEE NEW YEAR

On December 31st I ate a full pound of licorice and drank a quart of
water before retiring for the evening. This was to be certain that
when the dawn came on the new year, black I'd pee.

GARY HALLOCK

1 Comments:

Blogger millerharris said...

US Airways bought a farm with two large barns in which to store lost items while locating the rightful owner.

The farmer’s wife next door objected to the noise of
trucks coming and going at all hours of the day and night. When she got no relief from the airline she sued.

The case comes up in September: Mrs. Wiggs & The Baggage Cache.

12:52 PM  

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