MILKIN' QUICKIES (Vol 11)

When Britney Spears was asked a trivia question she was stumped for an answer until her husband Kevin fed her a line.

Sign on the boxing promoter's door: Altercations done while you wait.

Alice was so forgetful she would let food in her refrigerator rottweiler dog went hungry. 

Daffynition: Alcoholism - a fall from grapes 

Gary Hallock