MILKIN' QUICKIES (Vol 12)

On Halloween night Mr. Hyde ran short of elixir causing him to revert to his alter ego earlier than was planned. He suffered from premature Jekyllation.

Q:  What type of tool is used to remove the roof of a meet market? 

A:  A shingles bar

Burger King slogan in South America  - Have it Uruguay!

Unchecked spread of venereal disease could easily bring a halt to syphillisation as we know it.

Gary Hallock