Friday, November 13, 2009


My cat kept shredding the fabric on my furniture until I had his cloth removed.

Mallcontents - People who are pissed off at how many teens are hanging out at their favorite shopping center.

Did you hear about the successful appliance manufacturer who became a refrigerator magnate?

Would adolescent Mongolian children be called Gobi Tweens?

Suffering though a case of swine flu is certainly no walk in the pork

I can hardly wait to get to the shower. I'm hell bent for lather.

Insincere politicians never die, they just get devoted.

Gary Hallock


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