MILKIN' QUICKIES (Vol 14)

I bought a bag of coffee at Hole Foods Store so I should not have been surprised to discover that it was underground.

She wanted to learn to live off the land so she joined the forage club.

Business executives in Iraq have trouble getting any work done because members of the office staff are so quick tempered. They're suffering from a lot of secretarian violence.

Whenever they started kissing passionately he would always begin to fiddle with her bra strap, which she considered to be undo pressure.

Gary Hallock