SOME ARE DREAMERS AND SOME ARE...

The liquor merchant was heavily invested in a particular brand of
popular whiskey but the newly elected governor was looking for a way
to enhance revenues. A law was pushed through that levied a special
new tax on all hard liquors. The frantic merchant, eager to maintain
his large stock of whiskey quickly devised a plan to disguise his
product as wine. Late into the night he laboriously soaked every
bottle and re-labeled it as red wine. Knowing that this alone
wouldn't really fool anyone, he also opened each bottle in the crate,
added a bit of red food coloring and re-sealed it with a cork. It was
a case of Dewar dye!

Gary Hallock

EXCELLENT RECEPTION

Did you see the film about the hooker who took a job as a
receptionist for a urologist? It was called "An Office Whore and a
Genital Man."

Gary Hallock

A QUICK 'TOON UP

Here is a new cartoon from Myke Ashley-Cooper, my artist pal in South Africa. Now and then I toss him some punny ideas, he spits out 'toons and then credits me as a "consultant." Nice arrangement, huh? I don't even have to get my hands dirty.