Friday, April 03, 2009


A farmer was feeding some spoiled vegetables to his pig. The hog greedily snarffed up each over-ripe tomato, cuke and leaf of lettuce offered, but when the farmer brought out the potato, he hesitated. With a disappointed look in his eye, the pig watched as the farmer delivered the starchy treat to the sheep in the next pen. "Sorry, Wilbur," the farmer said, "This spud's for ewe."
Gary Hallock