Saturday, August 29, 2009


A bird was driving her car over the speed limit and a cop on a
motorcycle rode up beside him and shouted "Okay, plover, lady!" When
the bird stopped her car and got out, the cop saw that she was stork
naked. "Hey, where are your clothes?" the cop asked her. I don't have
anything to wear but this sweater, she admitted. "Pullover?" asked
the cop. "I already did, she replied.

Gary Hallock


At the zoo they have an exotic bird breeding program where the eggs
are put into an incubator for hatching. Somehow there was some
confusion and a swan's egg got labeled as a toucan egg and
vice-versa. Even after the new chicks had hatched out nobody seemed
to notice the difference and both chicks were integrated into the
wrong bird populations. This proves the old adage, "Toucan live as
cheep as swan."

Gary Hallock (With a tip of the hat to George McClughan)


A guy bought a pair of parrots and decided to go into the parrot
breeding business. He didn't think much of the fact that both birds
were named Polly, but unfortunately both birds were actually female.
Thus his plans for parrot breeding hit a snag until he got the idea
of cloning them. After many months of work he was eventually able to
produce a half dozen fertilized eggs. When they hatched, three of
them were normal healthy females, but the other three were male, and
the little guys had very malformed wings and legs. Little wonder that
they say, "Polly chicks makes strange bred fellows."

Gary Hallock