MISHEARD MENTALITY

Sylvester Stallone has started his own corporation and is making himself "See, yo."

I understand that NYC is going to ban fat trannies. This is bound to result in a lot of really cross dressers.

Rumor has it that a certain sexy Hollywood actress has a part time job destroying worn-out library books. It's Tara Reid.

The Secretary of Labor admits that the Bush administration's solution to unemployment is not working. I'm no economist but that just doesn't sound like a very good plan.

Gary Hallock