BURNING QUERIES (Vol. 1)

Did you hear about the bounty hunter who arrested a dressage rider at the horse show? Hay! He was jumping bales.

Did you hear about the stuck-up priest who refused to hear confessions? He was a strong believer in "no bless oblige."

Do you think anthropologists would consider a crew of Ghostbusters to be a group of haunter gatherers?

Is it better to be affable than full of bull?

If a Mexican kisses you is it appropriate to say, "Smooches gracias?"

Gary Hallock