SOME PIANISTS ARE HYPER-OCTAVE

Q: Why does the owner of the piano store spend so long unlocking the
door every morning?
A: He has 88 keys.

Q: How can you tell which guy is the owner of the piano store?
A: He's the bald one.

Q: Which woodland creature is responsible for making the black keys
on the piano?
A: A bunny.

Q: What did the piano tuner say when he discovered an inferior wood
was responsible for the lackluster tone tone of the piano?
A: "Yew sound board."

Q: How much does a miniature Steinway?
A: About a half tone.

Q: How much would a pair of concert Steinway's cost to rent?
A: Two grand at lease.

Gary Hallock