GOSPEL ACCORDING TO PITA

Somewhere in the middle yeast after the unleaventh century a tall
structure began to rise. Because it was used to store wheat, the
emperor called it his Tower of Bagel. Unfortunately marauders kept
graining entrance to the structure and plundering his supply. That must
have been before he put lox on it.

Gary Hallock

CROSS PURPOSES

Once he discovered he could make it from water, Jesus started drinking quite a lot of wine. Naturally he started to get a little paunchy around the middle.  Peter told Paul that he was going to suggest to Jesus he should go on a diet and get more exercise.

"Savior breadth," answered Paul. When you're king of the juice there's you don't need to worry what Yahweh.

Gary Hallock

NO WONDER EUROPEAN SO MUCH

I went into a bar near Austria to get a beer. When the bartender set
the mug down it must have cracked because the beer started dripping
out. It must have been a Liechtenstein. I didn't want the drink to go
to waste so I gulped it down fast and was Belgian all afternoon.

Gary Hallock

CAN'T YOU BAGHDAD THING UP?

David Petraeus has a new bumper sticker on his Hummer as he cruises the roads around Baghdad. "Warning: A determined surgin' General can be hazardous to your health."  

Gary Hallock