VACATION SNIPPETS

Before I left for vacation I spread grass seed across my lawn to create a ground cover. When I returned home a few weeks later I discovered all my plans winter rye.

Visiting in Holland I intended to bring home some cheese but never found any that was Gouda 'nuff.

I really wanted to bring home a pair of traditional Dutch clogs. Wooden shoe?

There seem to be quite a lot of gay men in Holland. I finger it has something to do with the dam dikes. 

We couldn't dine out at any of the street cafes because of the high water table.

I couldn't afford to bring home any original Dutch artwork, but reprints on postcards can be had Vermeer pennies. 

Gary Hallock