The encourage-able punslinger, Gary Hallock daily (almost) posts some of his fresh and original material occasionally accompanied by the works of some of his re-noun-ed pun pals
A farmer was feeding some spoiled vegetables to his pig. The hog greedily snarffed up each over-ripe tomato, cuke and leaf of lettuce offered, but when the farmer brought out the potato, he hesitated. With a disappointed look in his eye, the pig watched as the farmer delivered the starchy treat to the sheep in the next pen. "Sorry, Wilbur," the farmer said, "This spud's for ewe."
Gary Hallock
posted by Gary Hallock at 6:18 AM
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Some people think punning is a plague on words. I prefer to think of the pun as the shortest distance between two straight lines. Get the point? Who I am doesn't matter nearly as much as what I do. I describe myself professionally as the self-un-employed producer of the Annual O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships in Austin, Texas. www.punpunpun.com
