AMERICA'S LEAST WANTED

I heard on the news today that crime boss Whitey Bulger had been arrested. Now I'm really confused. Wasn't that Anthony Weiner's Twitter name?

Gary Hallock

BREAK FAST IN BED

Imagine my surprise this past Sunday morning when I awoke to discover that my wonderful wife had made me breakfast in bed for Father's Day. What a sweet and thoughtful thing to do! Of course considering the amount of clean-up we had to do afterwards, I'm thinking it might have worked much better if she had just gone ahead and made breakfast in the kitchen and then brought it to me in the bed.

Gary Hallock