REVENGE'S SUITE

I paid a bunch of money to have my sofa re-upholstered but when it came back from the shop, the pillows were not done right. Let me tell you, I am pretty upset and there will be repair cushions.

I went to a new age festival intending to join in a drum circle. Unfortunately my instrument was stolen and I was unable to play, but next time I will bring a spare. Let me tell you, I am pretty upset and there will be re-percussions.

I bought a new hip-hop CD by an artist named "Kanye East." Seems I was the victim of some clever bait 'n' switch marketing as this performer is just a distant relative of Mr. West. Let me tell you, I am pretty upset and there will be rapper cousins.

Because he loveswordplay, I challenged Alex Ramirez to a little fencing contest. Unfortunately he's much better at dueling than I so he was able to tag me several times, dammit! Let me tell you, I am pretty upset and there will be rapier cussin's.

Gary Hallock (I'm sure Alex is going to see that epee dearly for that last one!)

NO CLEMENS, SEE?

How about that Roger Clemens? Do you think that pitcher's story will hold water? I think he's got a major
leak. If I were a member of the news media I don't think I'd want to Yankee's chain again.

Gary Hallock